yelyah - “if not for me 20110927” piano improv
Wow, apparently it’s not my week.
In addition to something else that I won’t whine about here, now I get a summons for a parking ticket that’s 9 months old, where if I don’t pay a warrant may be issued for my arrest.
Let me paint the picture. There’s an accident in front of me. I’m not involved, but I see the whole thing so I pull over immediately to help out.
My reward for being a good citizen and sticking around to help out and then be a witness? A parking ticket.
Apparently the parking department is retarded and couldn’t tell that there was an accident 20 feet away.
I spend the next probably 15-30 minutes hanging around as the cop tries to get ahold of the parking department over the radio to cancel the ticket. Ultimately, I end up leaving since no one can get ahold of the lazy f*ckers (and the whole time, I get the impression that the cop doesn’t think very highly of the parking department either).
So 15-30 minutes later, I get a call that it’s all taken care of.
9 months later. Here’s a big fat fine with my name on it.
Lucky me though, I was paranoid enough to get the accident report number from the cop, otherwise I’d be pretty f*cked right now.
Now I get to wait until these mother f*ckers open (because of course they don’t have an answering machine) to speak to some incompetent nimrod and see if I can manage to not get myself arrested.
And in closing:
F*ck these f*cking f*ckers.
